We watched this at the same time I think, right after the game…
“So let me get this new Coors Light commercial straight. His girlfriend calls him (we know she’s the gf because she calls him “honey”) and asks if they’re “still on” for dinner, implying a previous agreement on a dinner that night. He says “Honey, did you forget? I have the bar exam tonight.” Not “I have to study for…” No. “I have.” So he agreed to have dinner with her on a night he (obviously) knew he had the bar exam. Okay. Then she acquiesces (do you not know what that means you fucking piece of shit? It means gives in, allows, etc. Fuck.) to his lie and tells him good luck or some shit, and they hang up. So, his girlfriend, who presumably he lives with, FORGOT that he had the bar exam that night (really, at night??) and thought they were going out to dinner together. This already makes no sense.
Then the douche leans over to the bartender from every TV and commercial ever made, Logjam McMurtry, and proceeds to take the “bar exam.” But it’s not a test for potential lawyers, it’s a coldness level assessment test, and there are only two levels, so a fucking monkey could distinguish them using a keyboard, let alone some fuck-face in a Coors Light commercial. His beer is now “super cold!” After the product shot we cut back to the bar where two girls, who by the way are VERY far away from the bar and could not have possibly heard his phone conversation, say to him “So you’re a lawyer?” to which he replies, “Huh? No!” and then walks away. And the ONLY REASON he walks away is that I wasn’t in the bar that day. Because if I was, I would’ve stomped his fucking face in. Fuck Coors Light. And fuck you too.”
As usual, he’s right. Maybe except for the fuck me too part.
